I'll play chess with my friend more often — for a checkmate, she gives me an anal

Is this the underwear you fucked all your money on? I'm gonna fuck you in the anus for sure

And I don't think about cheating on my beloved — look, she's sitting on my dick with her ass

It hurts her, you see, because of the cock in her ass! Who cums for the 2nd time already?

"Gives you two fingers in the ass, gives you a dick" - and I wasn't wrong about that